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cryxia's picture
cryxia
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to think you were wearing that just a moment ago... they're all waiting...

Sucros's picture
Sucros
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Coming back from a magic tournament in the states, customs inspected each and every individual magic card from amongst my winnings. Not quite sure what they were looking for.

ZydrateGirl's picture
ZydrateGirl
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That and they just like being evil to people too. My security person over the holidays made me take off my boots because of the zipper :( lol... (yay you posted this on my birthday im all smiles)

Kira's picture
Kira
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I think that he could have been a little bit nicer when he wanted you to hold off grabbing your jacket..... Boooo mean airport security man.

Ceylon's picture
Ceylon
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I think the AP-AP-BAP-BAP-ba panel is my new favorite panel in your entire comic. The style is really just perfect for it. XD

Medic's picture
Medic
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Everyone loves the TSA. I hear their full body scanner break child pornography laws.

Jam's picture
Jam
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Sucros - CLEARLY they noticed your winnings and were scoping out your deck ;) ;)

SpilledInkGuy's picture
SpilledInkGuy
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Another reason to stick with my good 'ol black pocket tee! :)

Anonymous's picture
Anonymous
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I think he just wanted to feel your clothes. I think it's called "Frotteurism" sauce here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frotteurism

Mort's picture
Mort
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X-ray cannot compete with the greasy hands of Dan the TSA Man. It won't surprise me if they make cavity searches mandatory one day. =[

AlmostLiterally's picture
AlmostLiterally
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That coat does NOT look comfortable at all. I would get a refund.

Also, I love the 'No dignity' sign XD!

mykalwane's picture
mykalwane
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Took them long enough to fight back. Good to see they got what is coming to them.

omniwarrior's picture
omniwarrior
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If only it were true...

kyramasu's picture
kyramasu
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I had a drunken nightmare like this! Except I was wearing it...

3.21.2009's picture
3.21.2009
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I Don't know what it is about the drawing but in the last panel you(Ms.Melick) look really cute, not that you don't always I'm sure.

deserthare's picture
deserthare
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NO, trust me Airport security just hates everybody who goes through it. I worked for a security company that was employed at the airport.

Pimp Chickens's picture
Pimp Chickens
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Well, of course the guy had to check the coat. It's common knowledge that any and all sort of x-ray machines don't work on purple plaid.

Jam's picture
Jam
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@3:21, aww thank you! 80% of the time my face is probably closer to panel 3.

s1rra's picture
s1rra
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that is one reason I've decided I will never go by plane... (fear of flying is another)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmZACf7PYR0
(George Carlin on Airport security)

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sakuraruby
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My brother and I had wrapped his Xbox 360 VERY carefully in 3 sweaters, then placed inside a back-pack for extra safety. When we got to the x-ray thingy, the guy told us we couldn't just pass the xbox through like that, we had to
1. Take it out
2. Give it to him to make sure there wasn't any bomb in it (Dx)
So we finally get it back, wrap it up again. Then, guess what? We come up to ANOTHER x-ray...and yes we had to take it out...again.....
FML

Uzura's picture
Uzura
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POWERTHIRSTwith new flavors like fizz-bitch manana and GUN!

breadmaker's picture
breadmaker
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Haha! I didn't even notice the "No dignity" on the little safety sign :D

JohnnieCanuck's picture
JohnnieCanuck
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Not only do these 'security' people depend on terrorists for their jobs, they do the terrorists' work for them. Ask yourself what is the mechanism that allows a very few terrorists, successful or not, to cause massive disruption.

The terrorists don't even have to show up. They can just phone in and get their job done for them. Sometimes they don't even have to do that much. Someone drops an iPod in an airplane toilet and everything comes unglued.

Then there's the $40,000 'electronic' dowsing rods a UK fraudster has been selling around the world. Places like Iraq where there really is a risk of being hurt by a terrorist and his fakery very likely helped the bombers get through.

Don't get me started (too late, I know). Funny cartoon, and it helps to laugh but we are seriously making things worse, not better for ourselves.

adellbaker's picture
adellbaker
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Don't u hate it when that happens.

General Specific's picture
General Specific
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At first I thought the sign said "No Diggity" and I was like "OH YEAH! OLD SCHOOL HIP HOP, YO!" and then I saw Breadmaker's post and was then all like "awww" and then I went and had pancakes and was all like "OM NOM NOM!!"

3.21.2009's picture
3.21.2009
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Does the metal detector in the mini panel say "new & stupid"?

casey's picture
casey
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"Metal b Stop'd", I think.

And I totally have to make a haunted coat now. I think I can do it with pneumatics and plastic...

Anonymous's picture
Anonymous
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Yahoo [Bot] wants to thank the academy.

Strifey's picture
Strifey
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SMBC linked to here last week and I decided to give it a try. I didn't have time to post until now since I got so caught up in reading during most of my free time. I spent the last 5 days reading all 442 comics.

I really wish I'd found your comic sooner. I love the art style and the humor, and especially the cutesy stuff, and am looking forward to reading even more!

kyramasu's picture
kyramasu
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banned from my local airport, or at least from their bathrooms. 12 gallons of fake blood splattered all over the place isn't appreciated, apparently...

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