If we did that, you'd hear it for miles.
This ALWAYS Happens:
Me: *walks into the office SOAKED*
Senior Enlisted Dude / Junior Officer Dude: Is it raining outside?
Me: No, I took a (bleep)ing swim on the (bleep)ing pier because I (bleep)ing felt like it you (bleep)ing moron!
...and yes, "cuss like a sailor" is a term well deserved!
"One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continuously stating and repeating the very very obvious, as in 'It's a nice day', or 'You're very tall', or 'Oh dear you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well, are you all right?'" -DNA
you sir, for your extremely well-placed and tasteful quote, have won the internet. don't spend it all at once.
We all do at some times.
*holds blowdryer to dry you off* .....
It is a situation that bears announcing. With a long pause where people stare at you and wait for what you need to say as you stand dripping, and then a nice loud proclamation of the weather, no matter how obvious.
I just feel the need to announce it sometimes...