(... there isn't a joke, so if you're looking for a joke you can stop. It's not a very funny situation! If you want a joke here's a completely different comic. )
** Don't worry, I'm ok! **
I knew this job was a risk and I accepted that risk in order to get some experience. I was prepared for this outcome and, more importantly, I got the design experience I needed out of it. I have savings, qualifications and prospects. Life is unpredictable and inconvenient at times, but I'll pull through. Thanks everyone!