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Michael Wilson
Submitted by Michael Wilson on January 31, 2011 - 4:08am.
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What does the fine print on the business card say?  Kinda hard to read that small, yet I suspect that is your punch line.

Kivi Tropi
Submitted by Kivi Tropi on January 31, 2011 - 4:26am.
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"some rank & something, for someplace dpt."

Sad but true D;

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Jam
Submitted by Jam on January 31, 2011 - 12:14pm.
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Bingo. "Some rank of something for someplace dept."

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Lucky
Submitted by Lucky on February 2, 2011 - 11:25pm.
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And then underneath that is:

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Andrew Kunz
Submitted by Andrew Kunz on January 31, 2011 - 5:38am.
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"Yay! Fake Promotion." Who ever thought that people would get a moral boost by everyone having a fancy title should be killed by a thousand business card cuts.

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OneUniverse
Submitted by OneUniverse on January 31, 2011 - 7:01am.
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You also get to work harder for the same pay rate!  Woo Hoo!

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Jam
Submitted by Jam on February 3, 2011 - 12:26am.
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And take a furlough! (You take every second friday off... no extra pay... and no change in deadlines)

(This did not happen to me, it is just a thing that can happen D: )

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miasaki666
Submitted by miasaki666 on January 31, 2011 - 7:14am.
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heh. I'm still putting off making a new design for my mom's business. :P

Fuseblower
Submitted by Fuseblower on February 1, 2011 - 3:36am.
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Let's see now... how does it go?

"We trained hard ... but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we would be reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing; and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency, and demoralization"

   Arbiter, Gauis Petronius


...and he was AD 27-66, which just goes to prove that there's nothing new under the sun, really!
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Jam
Submitted by Jam on February 3, 2011 - 12:27am.
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Wow, I wonder what other management gems can be dug up in acient text! :)

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PlagueRat
Submitted by PlagueRat on February 3, 2011 - 8:55am.
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I worked for a company that was stable until they hired a new CEO.    He kept reorganizing and I kept changing cards, until I decided on a minimalist card.  Company name, my name, "Specialist", email, phone.      Shortly after that they changed the company name.

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Jam
Submitted by Jam on February 3, 2011 - 11:39am.
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We just... can't... win! hahaha

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Ender4978
Submitted by Ender4978 on February 3, 2011 - 7:11pm.
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http://www.theengineer.co.uk/in-depth/analysis/uk-engineer-develops-own-...

 

I don't know if you've seen this, but it's basically just made of awesome.

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PlagueRat
Submitted by PlagueRat on February 4, 2011 - 9:21am.
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Talking about betting your life on your work!

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Jam
Submitted by Jam on February 4, 2011 - 1:09pm.
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I did, it was in my engineering link roundup last week on the blog!

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RoboTart
Submitted by RoboTart on February 7, 2011 - 6:35pm.
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Haha, it doesn't seem very Energy Wise to print up so many business cards!

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