Hah! And here I thought all those Dilbert comparisons were unfounded. :D
EDIT: To be fair though, it's not just you engineers who like to use fancy euphemisms. I used to work in a deli, and the boss would serve day-old bread and call it "vintage classic" or "special crunchy". Same idea, different setting. :p
KaPaJuCá
Submitted by KaPaJuCá on March 14, 2011 - 1:57pm.
I like the last one :P! jajajaja keep going like that, i like your posts :D! i'm your fan :D!
General Specific
Submitted by General Specific on March 14, 2011 - 2:10pm.
Create an action item to shift the paradigm outside the box dynamically!
V5Aussie
Submitted by V5Aussie on March 15, 2011 - 1:37pm.
Synergystically.
General Specific
Submitted by General Specific on March 15, 2011 - 6:49pm.
While taking ownership of opportunities to include value-added deliverables. Additionally, make sure we leverage our skill set to get these initiatives off the ground.
Ronald Riehn
Submitted by Ronald Riehn on March 15, 2011 - 7:50am.
We need to [corporate slang] this [buzz word] situation. If we don't, we're [buzz word] right along with the rest of the [corporate slang].
Submitted by OneUniverse on March 15, 2011 - 8:34am.
Been there, done that, but with noncurrent (obsolete) terminology. Keep up the good work, JAM.
Homer
Submitted by Homer on March 17, 2011 - 6:45am.
I really like the quality of this one. Especially the line art looks so much sharper than usually. Also a nice twist with the blue/green alteration. I have to look back if you always do this.
TJ
Submitted by TJ on March 17, 2011 - 8:08am.
I like short-hair-scarf-lady. She seems nice!
Jam
Submitted by Jam on March 19, 2011 - 11:26am.
She is an amalgamation of several people! But all of them are nice :)
Fuseblower
Submitted by Fuseblower on March 17, 2011 - 8:59am.
There are no such things as problems - merely opportunities. And we meet many insurmountable opportunities!
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Hah! And here I thought all those Dilbert comparisons were unfounded. :D
EDIT: To be fair though, it's not just you engineers who like to use fancy euphemisms. I used to work in a deli, and the boss would serve day-old bread and call it "vintage classic" or "special crunchy". Same idea, different setting. :p
I like the last one :P! jajajaja keep going like that, i like your posts :D! i'm your fan :D!
Create an action item to shift the paradigm outside the box dynamically!
Synergystically.
While taking ownership of opportunities to include value-added deliverables. Additionally, make sure we leverage our skill set to get these initiatives off the ground.
We need to [corporate slang] this [buzz word] situation. If we don't, we're [buzz word] right along with the rest of the [corporate slang].
Remember everybody: [buzz word], [buzz word], [total bullshit]!
Been there, done that, but with noncurrent (obsolete) terminology. Keep up the good work, JAM.
I really like the quality of this one. Especially the line art looks so much sharper than usually. Also a nice twist with the blue/green alteration. I have to look back if you always do this.
I like short-hair-scarf-lady. She seems nice!
She is an amalgamation of several people! But all of them are nice :)
There are no such things as problems - merely opportunities. And we meet many insurmountable opportunities!