Hah! And here I thought all those Dilbert comparisons were unfounded. :D
EDIT: To be fair though, it's not just you engineers who like to use fancy euphemisms. I used to work in a deli, and the boss would serve day-old bread and call it "vintage classic" or "special crunchy". Same idea, different setting. :p
I like the last one :P! jajajaja keep going like that, i like your posts :D! i'm your fan :D!
Create an action item to shift the paradigm outside the box dynamically!
While taking ownership of opportunities to include value-added deliverables. Additionally, make sure we leverage our skill set to get these initiatives off the ground.
We need to [corporate slang] this [buzz word] situation. If we don't, we're [buzz word] right along with the rest of the [corporate slang].
Remember everybody: [buzz word], [buzz word], [total bullshit]!
Been there, done that, but with noncurrent (obsolete) terminology. Keep up the good work, JAM.
I really like the quality of this one. Especially the line art looks so much sharper than usually. Also a nice twist with the blue/green alteration. I have to look back if you always do this.
I like short-hair-scarf-lady. She seems nice!
She is an amalgamation of several people! But all of them are nice :)
There are no such things as problems - merely opportunities. And we meet many insurmountable opportunities!
I know the recession started in 2008, it takes a while for big companies to catch up sometimes :)