#504 - Corporate Slang : Recession Edition!

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zem

Submitted by zem on March 15, 2011 - 9:18am.

Hah! And here I thought all those Dilbert comparisons were unfounded. :D

EDIT: To be fair though, it's not just you engineers who like to use fancy euphemisms. I used to work in a deli, and the boss would serve day-old bread and call it "vintage classic" or "special crunchy". Same idea, different setting. :p

KaPaJuCá

Submitted by KaPaJuCá on March 14, 2011 - 1:57pm.

I like the last one :P! jajajaja keep going like that, i like your posts :D! i'm your fan :D!

General Specific

Submitted by General Specific on March 14, 2011 - 2:10pm.

Create an action item to shift the paradigm outside the box dynamically!

V5Aussie

Submitted by V5Aussie on March 15, 2011 - 1:37pm.

Synergystically.

General Specific

Submitted by General Specific on March 15, 2011 - 6:49pm.

While taking ownership of opportunities to include value-added deliverables. Additionally, make sure we leverage our skill set to get these initiatives off the ground.

Ronald Riehn

Submitted by Ronald Riehn on March 15, 2011 - 7:50am.

We need to [corporate slang] this [buzz word] situation. If we don't, we're [buzz word] right along with the rest of the [corporate slang].

Remember everybody: [buzz word], [buzz word], [total bullshit]!

OneUniverse

Submitted by OneUniverse on March 15, 2011 - 8:34am.

Been there, done that, but with noncurrent (obsolete) terminology. Keep up the good work, JAM.

Homer

Submitted by Homer on March 17, 2011 - 6:45am.

I really like the quality of this one. Especially the line art looks so much sharper than usually. Also a nice twist with the blue/green alteration. I have to look back if you always do this.