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kwsn
Submitted by kwsn on October 3, 2011 - 3:45am.
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You did that on purpose didn't you. :D

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Needsmoresleep
Submitted by Needsmoresleep on October 3, 2011 - 4:53am.
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Or was it on porpoise?

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I'll just be going now...

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BinaryDigit
Submitted by BinaryDigit on October 3, 2011 - 6:58am.
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LOL!

I so love this comic and the commenters :)

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Nira
Submitted by Nira on October 3, 2011 - 6:57am.
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Last panel = win.

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Elizabeth Kennedy
Submitted by Elizabeth Kennedy on October 3, 2011 - 7:17am.
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I totally thought it was for all intensive purposes :/

Rashkavar
Submitted by Rashkavar on October 3, 2011 - 8:15pm.
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I thought so too, until I actually thought about it and realized that purposes can't be intensive.

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Monkeyspunk
Submitted by Monkeyspunk on October 3, 2011 - 8:06am.
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That last panel needs to be blown up, made into a sticker, and pasted on the hood of my car.  Intense porpoise DISAPPROVES of your lack of turn signal!!

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Robin Goodfellow
Submitted by Robin Goodfellow on November 6, 2011 - 12:22am.
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HELLZ YES.

(This is going to be a new meme, I can just feel it. "Intense porpoise says 'don't run a red light, mo-fo!'")

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Foilboy
Submitted by Foilboy on October 3, 2011 - 8:06am.
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I think you've found your porpoise in life, Jam.

Hilarious! (and somewhat creepy...)

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Junodog
Submitted by Junodog on October 3, 2011 - 8:47am.
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From what you'd said on twitter, I was expecting Dick Van Dyke to be involved in this comic somehow.

That being said, that is the best intense porpoise face I have ever seen.

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CrazyAlmostCanuk
Submitted by CrazyAlmostCanuk on October 3, 2011 - 10:38am.
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You know, I read a news article recently. A biologist and genetics engineer, working together, had developed a cure for aging, in dolphins. It required a certain chemical alteration done to the meat of seagulls, then fed to the animal.

One day, they realized they were almost out of gull meat, and their supplier told them it would take 3 days to get more to them.

So the biologist went down by the sea shore, and started slipping chicks right from the nest.

On her way back, she found her path blocked by the forms of two tranquilized lions that had escaped the zoo, but were being successfully retrieved.

She carefully stepped across the lions, so she could finish her little errand, without interrupting the zoo staffs' efforts.

Just before getting back to the lab, she was arrested for poaching the birds.

Which goes to show you should never transport young gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.

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Jam
Submitted by Jam on October 3, 2011 - 11:40am.
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Hahahaha oooooooooooohhhhh ;)

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CrazyAlmostCanuk
Submitted by CrazyAlmostCanuk on October 3, 2011 - 6:54pm.
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I figured it was porpoise joke time ;)

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Nira
Submitted by Nira on October 5, 2011 - 10:38am.
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One of the best play on words I've read in a long time!  Thanks for that!

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elgefe
Submitted by elgefe on October 21, 2011 - 10:16pm.
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Awesome comment, I hadn't read a Feghoot in years, ever since I stopped receiving the Little Green Rag... good times...

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Suilean Dubh
Submitted by Suilean Dubh on October 3, 2011 - 9:10pm.
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So I didn't see the little tent-on-a-cliff drawing until my second read, upon which I was like, "What is up with her cubicle wall? Did it disintegrate in the earthquake?" However I soon realized that... no.

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omniwarrior
Submitted by omniwarrior on October 5, 2011 - 1:26am.
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This reminds me of a still shot on a battle sequence in Dragon Quest (8 possibly?)

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rivalarrival
Submitted by rivalarrival on October 9, 2011 - 1:38pm.
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A couple years before I graduated high school, my ex-girlfriend's mother went back to school.  In a college-level english assignment, she wrote: "Take everything he says with a grain assault".

I facepalmed before facepalming was cool. :-)

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Whisky Tango Foxtrot
Submitted by Whisky Tango Foxtrot on October 13, 2011 - 7:57pm.
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Welp, I've got myself a profile picture now.

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