I thought this might be fun :)
THE RULES:
Each post must contain a Haiku (but can contain other things, too).
A Haiku is a poem that has a 5-7-5 syllable structure.
Your Haiku must BEGIN with the LAST word of the previous Haiku.
Bonus points if you can pull off a limerick ;)
I'll start! :D
Noisy traffic fights
with a beautiful spring day.
The cost of city life.
<3 Jam
^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^
This haiku assumes that ^_^
Is one syllable
Syllables I count,
Without reward in my sight,
To fashion this poem.
トランジスター・グラマー: Small and compact but has all the right features.
Poem writing is fun
To write seven syllables
Is my only goal
A long day at work
Begs to be forgotten now.
Come, my sweet bourbon.
Bourbon is the name
Of the bar from which I came.
The beer was tasty,
The chicks were pasty,
But now that it is sunny
Maybe that will change?
(yeah i know its terrible, but im drunk and wanted some bonus points! PLUS I really was just at a bar called the Bourbon!)
Change of socks for me,
For stinky feet, I have no need,
To find and drink mead.
トランジスター・グラマー: Small and compact but has all the right features.
Mead? Where is the Mead?
For I only see orange
juice where i am sat
Most of you have heard of the phrase 'The world is your oyster" 'cept some people discard the oysters for a big mac and chips.
Sat. is a fun day.
Much better than Mon. or Tues.
Another day off.
Off to the sea bus
To meet my mother in law.
Had to clean the house.
<3 Jam
House's Finale
For this season's new cast.
Many excited.
トランジスター・グラマー: Small and compact but has all the right features.
Excited we run,
Away from the explosion,
Everything gone.
edit: everything gone (5) or if you say everything as (3) then everything is gone (5)
Gone was the morning
Fearful approach of the night,
Until the new light.
I was sane once, I'm better now.
Light does approach me,
A fresh new day has just dawned,
Fuck insomnia.
Insomnia wins
the weekend again. Late nights
foretell rough mornings.
<3 Jam
Insomnia sucks
OCD Is much better
Look at miss Hannelore
I pronounce Hannelore so it sounds almost like hamlore so i think it works.
Edit: fixed the stupid mistake
Hannelore, my dear
You never stop freaking out
Just go get laid, hun
I needs friendz! Will you be my friendz?
Hun(s) are attacking,
Their composite bow strings ping,
All who live will die.
Die, roll you number.
Your judgement, I will abide.
My love, d20.
トランジスター・グラマー: Small and compact but has all the right features.
D20 is thrown
numbers determine your fate
hope fights back fear
Fear strikes the heart,
We are swallowed by darkness,
Behind us, footsteps.
Footsteps all around
A welcome relief from life
Friends make the heart soar
Soar above the hills
sleep beneath the stratosphere
The rare puffy cloud
<3 Jam
Cloud, you fight evil
Never stopping for yourself
Always helping others
I needs friendz! Will you be my friendz?
Others plot and scheme
I alone hold all the keys:
Toward destiny!
トランジスター・グラマー: Small and compact but has all the right features.
destiny or fate
they are exactly the same
they don't affect me
Me, oh woe is me,
The washing machine is br0k,
No clean clothes for work.
Working and playing
late nights and alcohol
disagree with me
Fear not what is plain, All pizzas are is delicious except.."glare".. you know who you are..."glare"
Me versus the clock.
As the weekend hours dwindle,
all my plans collapse.
<3 Jam
Collapse grand design,
We need a new master plan,
World Domination



Life. Sometimes it sucks.
But even then, no real choice
but to enjoy it ^_^