I was watching the BBC coverage of the women's downhill skiing, and someone at the bottom had a giant sign that said "More Cowbell". I howled.
Nobody else in the pub got it. Or was watching the TV. Or even knows there 's a winter Olympics.
That is fantastic! I wish there was more cowbell.
Today I saw a government sign that read "Fishing Area for Retarded Children and Disabled Wheelchairs. NO rollerskating, skateboarding, ice blocking, skiing, snowboarding, or archery while in pond." I'll have to get a picture the next time I'm nearby it, but really got me is that there was an actual need for that sign. Were there just so many able wheelchairs pushing around the disabled ones that our city council absolutely had to put a stop to it? Was there such an influx of underwater skateboarders that violent crime was breaking out in the area? These questions, I'm afraid, will never be answered.
What? I can't practice my Aqua Archery? Lame
(My dad sent this to me)
lol, I love the punchline
My family has property at Wasa Lake (near Fort Steele). Next time I'm there I'll have to track down this sign and see if it is real, or internet jackassery.
*sobs into tea*