Submitted by Zombiedude on December 23, 2009 - 3:12am.
I'm like that, except with chips.
tyler tinsley
Submitted by tyler tinsley on December 23, 2009 - 3:40am.
so i guess the stress of holiday cooking leads to stress eating? deadly combination if ya ask me. LOVELY water colors btw!
omniwarrior
Submitted by omniwarrior on December 23, 2009 - 3:55am.
Not gonna touch that... My wife has been doing something similar and now everyone thinks she is pregnant. She doesn't even have the guts to tell anyone otherwise.
kriztov
Submitted by kriztov on December 23, 2009 - 6:22am.
@omniwarrior aren't you guys going to be in a pickle in 9 months? or the months leading up to then?
kriztov
Submitted by kriztov on December 23, 2009 - 6:23am.
oh also, Jam became Jelly! :P
143scooter
Submitted by 143scooter on December 23, 2009 - 6:29am.
Haha.. I'm smiling when I read the posts here.
And I agree, jam becomes jelly.
Ktrd
Submitted by Ktrd on December 23, 2009 - 8:29am.
Jam became belly Jelly ;O // COOOOOOKIEEEEESSSS ;D~ // Om nom nom~~
Sutokito
Submitted by Sutokito on December 23, 2009 - 9:32am.
Oh wow, I love your water colour comics. <3. Must be harder to make than your regular comics, I'm guessing.
casey
Submitted by casey on December 23, 2009 - 12:23pm.
Jam Packed!
bk-o
Submitted by bk-o on December 23, 2009 - 1:02pm.
Looks like someone needs a visit from the "Fat Mugger"... (Today's Cyanide and Happiness).
Jam
Submitted by Jam on December 23, 2009 - 1:39pm.
@Sutokito I'm glad you like them! They're more challenging to work with but they don't actually turn out to take that much longer. I can fill large areas quickly and switch colours fast. But working with water demands lots of careful control. I think we were overdue for a watercolour ^^
Ktrd
Submitted by Ktrd on December 23, 2009 - 2:16pm.
@bk-o I visit Cyanide and Happiness everyday ;D // And I saw this one... Hehe' // I really hope you hadn't turned out like that, Jam...
MikeTheRipper12
Submitted by MikeTheRipper12 on December 23, 2009 - 5:37pm.
Hey Jammy, I has a question. Recently I started working with prisma colors, but I'm having a hard time getting the markers to blend nicely. Any hints you can throw at my face?
SpilledInkGuy
Submitted by SpilledInkGuy on December 23, 2009 - 5:45pm.
Hehehe ... I think there are a few of those gnome duders running around my apartment as well! :)
deserthare
Submitted by deserthare on December 23, 2009 - 6:10pm.
This is why my dad used to have to ration cookies... i would eat them until i puked.
lengeta
Submitted by lengeta on December 23, 2009 - 6:18pm.
This is why women rock. I think we had over 8 batches here at one point.
3.21.2009
Submitted by 3.21.2009 on December 23, 2009 - 8:34pm.
Just finished baking 150 cookies of 5 sorts and 40 cakes of 4 sorts. I think they will last a week, 2 at the most.P.S. I don't celebrate anything this time of year, except I just finished my finals for this semester.P.P.S the Biomolecular metabolism final sucked.
Xelmon
Submitted by Xelmon on December 23, 2009 - 11:55pm.
Aw come on, it can't be that bad!
The extra, that is. The cookies, man that would be horrendous to bake.
Jam
Submitted by Jam on December 24, 2009 - 10:04am.
@Mike - I'm not quite sure what you mean. Markers won't blend like paint, and it's rarely an effect I'm after. Try to make sure you're putting down a solid layer (solid colour, not streaks), and think about 'layering' colours instead of blending them. Often I find that putting lighter colours on top of dark blends more, but it's not an effect that's easy to predict or control, and I don't really like it. Prisma also sells a colourless blender, but again it's not something that I use. Bright pastel colours blend best.
AlmostLiterally
Submitted by AlmostLiterally on December 24, 2009 - 1:07pm.
Panel 1 is what my aunt's house looked like last night. She and my mother had a strip of wax paper lined along every inch of her counter space (And she has a lot of counter space, counters all along one huge wall, and then on two more long walls and then a ten foot island in the middle) and cookies just PILED on top of the wax paper. Hundreds of peanut butter and sugar cookies. Urf.
Ktrd
Submitted by Ktrd on December 24, 2009 - 6:35pm.
Hah, here in my house we have pie, instead of cookies... And instead of cookie gnomes, we have pie gnomes (a.k.a. me and my brother :f)... // I personally like colouring with color pencils ??_e, or maybe because i never painted with anything else... I often shave the pencil, and paint with the chips, in a smoky way, using my fingers... It's good to cover up large ??reas and easy to use light and shadow, just depends how strong you press the paper.
mrjams96
Submitted by mrjams96 on December 25, 2009 - 1:22am.
i accidentally finished off some of my moms cookies, so i decided to make a new batch...turns out these things take literally ALL FREAKING DAY!..never again. I'm going to have nightmares about fudge tonight.
kriztov
Submitted by kriztov on December 25, 2009 - 8:53am.
My family kind of has the same thing, except its eggnog.
I usually make it at christmas, and it's pretty potent. It's been joked that you could probably light fires with it.
shadeofred
Submitted by shadeofred on December 27, 2009 - 4:34am.
Hmm.... I would have thought it would be a cookie squirrel. And the squirrel might be poking its head in through a window or something.
s1rra
Submitted by s1rra on December 27, 2009 - 4:39am.
What has been seen...
Anonymous
Submitted by Anonymous on December 27, 2009 - 5:59pm.
lol it thinks I'm an askjeeves bot
Uzura
Submitted by Uzura on December 27, 2009 - 10:23pm.
you could NOT have eaten ALL of those...!
mal4iu
Submitted by mal4iu on December 30, 2009 - 7:07am.
Why there no comic? ;_; Now what am I going to do at work? WORK?!
Bruceski
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I'm like that, except with chips.
so i guess the stress of holiday cooking leads to stress eating? deadly combination if ya ask me. LOVELY water colors btw!
Not gonna touch that... My wife has been doing something similar and now everyone thinks she is pregnant. She doesn't even have the guts to tell anyone otherwise.
@omniwarrior aren't you guys going to be in a pickle in 9 months? or the months leading up to then?
oh also, Jam became Jelly! :P
Haha.. I'm smiling when I read the posts here.
And I agree, jam becomes jelly.
Jam became belly Jelly ;O // COOOOOOKIEEEEESSSS ;D~ // Om nom nom~~
Oh wow, I love your water colour comics. <3. Must be harder to make than your regular comics, I'm guessing.
Jam Packed!
Looks like someone needs a visit from the "Fat Mugger"... (Today's Cyanide and Happiness).
@Sutokito I'm glad you like them! They're more challenging to work with but they don't actually turn out to take that much longer. I can fill large areas quickly and switch colours fast. But working with water demands lots of careful control. I think we were overdue for a watercolour ^^
@bk-o I visit Cyanide and Happiness everyday ;D // And I saw this one... Hehe' // I really hope you hadn't turned out like that, Jam...
Hey Jammy, I has a question. Recently I started working with prisma colors, but I'm having a hard time getting the markers to blend nicely. Any hints you can throw at my face?
Hehehe ... I think there are a few of those gnome duders running around my apartment as well! :)
This is why my dad used to have to ration cookies... i would eat them until i puked.
This is why women rock. I think we had over 8 batches here at one point.
Just finished baking 150 cookies of 5 sorts and 40 cakes of 4 sorts. I think they will last a week, 2 at the most.P.S. I don't celebrate anything this time of year, except I just finished my finals for this semester.P.P.S the Biomolecular metabolism final sucked.
Aw come on, it can't be that bad!
The extra, that is. The cookies, man that would be horrendous to bake.
@Mike - I'm not quite sure what you mean. Markers won't blend like paint, and it's rarely an effect I'm after. Try to make sure you're putting down a solid layer (solid colour, not streaks), and think about 'layering' colours instead of blending them. Often I find that putting lighter colours on top of dark blends more, but it's not an effect that's easy to predict or control, and I don't really like it. Prisma also sells a colourless blender, but again it's not something that I use. Bright pastel colours blend best.
Panel 1 is what my aunt's house looked like last night. She and my mother had a strip of wax paper lined along every inch of her counter space (And she has a lot of counter space, counters all along one huge wall, and then on two more long walls and then a ten foot island in the middle) and cookies just PILED on top of the wax paper. Hundreds of peanut butter and sugar cookies. Urf.
Hah, here in my house we have pie, instead of cookies... And instead of cookie gnomes, we have pie gnomes (a.k.a. me and my brother :f)... // I personally like colouring with color pencils ??_e, or maybe because i never painted with anything else... I often shave the pencil, and paint with the chips, in a smoky way, using my fingers... It's good to cover up large ??reas and easy to use light and shadow, just depends how strong you press the paper.
i accidentally finished off some of my moms cookies, so i decided to make a new batch...turns out these things take literally ALL FREAKING DAY!..never again. I'm going to have nightmares about fudge tonight.
My family kind of has the same thing, except its eggnog.
I usually make it at christmas, and it's pretty potent. It's been joked that you could probably light fires with it.
Hmm.... I would have thought it would be a cookie squirrel. And the squirrel might be poking its head in through a window or something.
What has been seen...
lol it thinks I'm an askjeeves bot
you could NOT have eaten ALL of those...!
Why there no comic? ;_; Now what am I going to do at work? WORK?!
Happy new year!
Happy new year!?? ;D